Do you remember when Lorenzo Lamas was the hot young stud on Falcon Crest ? [ Ed: Probably not the one guy who called me an old fart the other day. ] Well it was a long, long time ago and now Lorenzo Lamas, himself the son of Argentine Fernando Lamas and actress Arlene Dahl, is a middle-aged dad and it’s his son, A.J., who is the young, if sorely misguided, stud. Which must be why he managed to bag his step-mom . That, and Lorenzo seems to only marry horrifying, Hollywood, bottle-blonde ho-bag